DON JUAN IS HELL

When Diane has to write a paper for her human sexuality class, Sam volunteers to be a subject. He gets excited about the paper, and does his best to help her. He even invites Diane, her teacher, and her classmates to Cheers to see him in person. But soon, he realizes that her portrayal of him isn't in a flattering light.

Meanwhile, Cliff grows a squash whose bumps look like the Hawaiian islands.